May 23, 2024

Good evening, everyone!

The good news for Joe Biden is that he has a very low bar. All he has to do is not mumble, stumble, go off on a tangent, confuse people’s names, unload a string of syllables that bear no semblance of a sentence, shuffle off-stage in the middle of a paragraph, have a stroke, make an inadvertently racist statement, refer to himself as Vice President, refer to himself as Senator, refer to Trump as President Trump, refer to Trump at all, and try not to walk out of the room like a Roomba.

No pressure.

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